How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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