Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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