People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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