at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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