walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i dont even know how to be here
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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