and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
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after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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