We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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