Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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