And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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