Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
this beer tastes like vomit already
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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