So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
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