no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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