coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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