hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Randomize
