do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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