Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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