So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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