That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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