you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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