I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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