I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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