i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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