Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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