Sponge bath it is.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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