I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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