i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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