Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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