Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
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oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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