Its about making memories worth repressing
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
