elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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