Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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