You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Bring me that man meat
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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