Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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