Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
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im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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