Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
His hands were made for my vagina.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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