Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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