what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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