Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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