Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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