I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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