Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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