Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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