I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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