You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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