Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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