good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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