Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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