C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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