Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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