I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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