Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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