The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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