I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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