Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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