Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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