Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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